Tea Timeline

NEW ZEALAND, 1988

*sips tea*

*smears tea**

JOSHUA MICHELS, 1877-1883 (1934-1975)

*starts with 'Mason's Wines' (1935)

*makes beer at the same size as Scotch ale at a special price'

JASON M. KENNEDY, 1644-1966 (1938-1945)

*brews up and drinks in the same room at the same time (1968-1974)

GERALD L. MOOSE, 1773-1939 (1936-1973)

*brews up and drinks at the same time! (1917-20)

*brews up and drinks at the same time! (1917 -20)

GERALD R. COLE & GRANDRETT, 1825-1881

*brews up and drinks at the same time! (1968-1973)

*colored beer is the only 'meltable' beer ever made (1929-39)

JOHN G. BUSH, 1883-1978 (1929-1978)

*was made at the same time at the Washing-Machine

HARRY LORMAN, 1891-1949 (1946-1986)

*makes beer at the same price as

Commentary

This was originally meant to be some sort of script for a play or something, at least, that's what I intended with the setting establishment and "*sips tea*" stage directions. In any case, the program turned this into a timeline of sorts, talking about people brewing tea and beer. My favorite part has to be "colored beer is the only 'meltable' beer ever made (1929-39)."